While taking a “break” from unpacking, I decided to be productive and look up jobs.
So I went on Craigslist. Seemed legit. Indeed and Idealist haven’t really been working out for me.
A few job descriptions:
“IS YOUR CAT OUT OF CONTROL? DO YOU NEED JACKSON GALAXY’S HELP?”
***WEBCAM MODELS WANTED*** (um, what is a webcam model? is that legal?)
“TV SHOW SEEKS PEOPLE WHO NEED A PATERNITY TEST”
“Graduating and want breast aug or plastic surgery?”
Thanks anyway, Craigslist.
On second thought, I think I’ll apply for this one:
“Casting creepy lead villain for action/horror feature.”
Seems about right.