Quiet Favorites

These movies whisper their awesomeness, and I like them even more for it.

1. Paper Man

Jeff Daniels, Emma Stone, Ryan Reynolds

A lonely writer, imaginary friends, and Ryan Reynolds as a bleach blonde superhero….need I say more?

2. Lars and the Real Girl

Ryan Gosling

By some sort of magic, I notice something new about this movie every time I watch it.

3. Dogfight

River Phoenix, Lili Taylor

River is better known for his memorable performances in Stand By Me, Running On Empty (Oscar nom), and My Own Private Idaho, but Dogfight is the one I’ve watched fifty times and counting.

4. Ceremony

Michael Angarano, Uma Thurman, Lee Pace, Jake Johnson

When I first watched this, I wanted to know who this zany actor named Jake Johnson was and where he would be next – thank you New Girl!

5. Safety Not Guaranteed

Aubrey Plaza, Mark Duplass, Jake Johnson

Hey, it’s Nick (again)! And April (Parks and Rec)! And Brendan (Mindy Project)! Weird.

6. TiMer

Emma Caufield, John Patrick Amedori

What if there was a device that could determine when you’re going to meet “The One”? What if that device doesn’t work on you?

7. 28 Hotel Rooms

Chris Messina, Marin Ireland

A one-night stand turns into a 28-roomed affair…and maybe something more? This would definitely make Danney Castellano uncomfortable.

 

Leo Never Gets the Girl

tumblr_n8ihcqzxzZ1te041po1_500

After Leo missed out on another Oscar win this past year, I couldn’t help but wonder what kind of role it would take for the Academy to finally recognize his talents – maybe if he could get the girl, he could get the Oscar.

*Spoilers to follow*

1. Rome & Juliet (1996)

Leonardo-in-Romeo-Juliet-leonardo-dicaprio-22665833-1392-596

Everyone knows what happens, but it didn’t make the loss any less painful…

Viewer: Her fingers are moving! Her eyes are opening! She’s not dead! SHE’S NOT DEAD. DON’T YOU DRINK THAT POISON.

tumblr_n4ee7oIiSt1rqpc4to1_500

 

2. Titanic (1997)

Leonardo_682x400_453794a

The following year, Leo portrayed another ill-fated character – Jack Dawson – and girls everywhere swooned. And sobbed.

Viewer: They’re meant to be together! They’ve gone through too much! THERE WAS ROOM ON THAT DOOR.

*At least we get a glimpse into their underwater after life

tumblr_mwbui78qpn1qjxavvo1_500

3. Catch Me If You Can (2002)

Leonardo-DiCaprio-and-Amy-Adams-in-Catch-Me-If-You-Can

It could be argued that Frank doesn’t really want to be with Brenda, but it hurts nonetheless to see him endure another broken relationship (Frank/Mom, Frank/Dad, Frank/Everyone else in his life). At least he still has Carl.

Viewer: Stop running! She loves you! ADMIT YOUR MISTAKES AND JUST LIVE.

 4. The Departed (2006)

departed

Poor Billy just wants to be a honest cop in a dishonest world, and Madolyn is there to help him.

Until Colin (Matt Damon) shows up.

Viewer: Wait. WHAT JUST HAPPENED. THAT’S NOT EVEN FAIR.

 5. Revolutionary Road (2008)

15273.0.570.359

The world rejoiced when it found out that Leo and Kate would finally reunite onscreen, hoping that this time around their love wouldn’t be destroyed by disaster. Icebergs, splitting ships, and icy drownings have nothing on this suburban sob story set in the 1950s.

Viewer: But…it’s Leo and Kate…

tumblr_mw3zjyaKCC1qcl5j5o2_250

6. Shutter Island (2010)

Shutter island7310

While investigating the disappearance of a patient on Shutter Island, Teddy Daniels is also forced to deal with his own demons, including his wife.

Viewer: I don’t…why did she…how could he…

tumblr_n3g9gsYjzL1qcga5ro1_500

7. Inception (2010)

Inception

Hired to incept a client’s competitor, Cobb’s own dreams about his wife, Mal, interfere with the high-stakes operation.

Viewer: Her name is Mal? This isn’t going to be good…

8. The Great Gatsby (2013)

LEO-THE-GREAT-GATSBY

Even though the movie received mixed reviews, Leo gives us a stellar performance as lovelorn Jay Gatsby who will do anything for Daisy, and Daisy will do anything for…attention.

Viewer: SHE DOESN’T DESERVE HIM.

tumblr_mmecbnuQB41sonbxzo1_250

9. The Wolf of Wallstreet (2013)

The-Wolf-of-Wall-Street-Trailer7a

With all of the drugs, crimes, and over-the-top indulgences, you couldn’t really feel bad for Jordan Belfort when his second wife (rightfully) leaves him.

Viewer: Shame on him.

So is the Academy full of a bunch of romantics who want to see Leo wind up with the girl, instead of him dying/her dying/both of them dying? Probably not. But he’ll get it.

tumblr_n1v5xhSkWn1s2pm9zo1_500