The Job Hunt Begins

While taking a “break” from unpacking, I decided to be productive and look up jobs.

So I went on Craigslist. Seemed legit. Indeed and Idealist haven’t really been working out for me.

A few job descriptions:

“IS YOUR CAT OUT OF CONTROL? DO YOU NEED JACKSON GALAXY’S HELP?”

***WEBCAM MODELS WANTED*** (um, what is a webcam model? is that legal?)

“TV SHOW SEEKS PEOPLE WHO NEED A PATERNITY TEST”

“Graduating and want breast aug or plastic surgery?”

Thanks anyway, Craigslist.

On second thought, I think I’ll apply for this one:

“Casting creepy lead villain for action/horror feature.”

Seems about right.